100% PURE COPIUM

$NVIDIA is overpriced.

The meme-powered community coin inspired by the absurd cost of consumer GPUs.

Mortgage your house. Buy our GPU. Lose both. Now there's a token for the same vibes — the only memecoin that goes up faster than a 5090's MSRP.

Buy $NVIDIA View Chart See the Crimes
The man behind the prices
The man who set the prices
CA TBA — DROPPING WHEN JENSEN APPROVES
$NVIDIA $2,499 $2,799 $3,499 $4,999 SOLD OUT $NVIDIA $2,499 $2,799 $3,499 $4,999 SOLD OUT
// Exhibits A through D

The crimes.

A decade of consumer GPU pricing. Connect the dots.

2014

GTX 970

Top of the line at $329. Played every game on ultra. Nobody complained. We didn't know we were living in paradise.

$329
2018

RTX 2080 Ti

"Ray tracing!" they said. "Worth it!" they said. The price tripled. The frame rate barely doubled. The Stockholm syndrome began.

$1,199
2022

RTX 4090

$1,599 MSRP. Real-world price: $2,400+. Plug melts. The connector catches fire. People still buy it. There is no bottom to this rabbit hole.

$2,400
2025

RTX 5090

$1,999 MSRP. Actual price: $3,200 — if you can find one. Scalpers run the market. eBay listings hit $4,999. We have officially lost the plot.

$3,200+
Jensen Huang

Suspect: Jensen.

For crimes against affordability.

SUBJECT: Jensen Huang
ALIAS: The Leather Jacket Man
OCCUPATION: CEO, Nvidia Corporation
OFFENSE: Pricing GPUs like luxury cars
WEAPON OF CHOICE: The phrase "AI factory"
LAST SEEN: Wearing the same $9,000 jacket for the 47th keynote
REWARD: 1 RTX 5090 AT MSRP
STOCK: 0 SCALPED "AI FACTORY" $NVIDIA THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE STOCK: 0 SCALPED "AI FACTORY" $NVIDIA THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE
// The Holy Grail

Meet the 5090.

The most powerful consumer GPU ever made. Also the most expensive. Also the loudest.

RTX 5090

The $3,200 space heater.

The most powerful consumer GPU ever made. Also the most expensive. Also the loudest. Also the one that may or may not melt your power connector.

  • Cores21,760
  • VRAM32 GB GDDR7
  • Power draw575 W
  • Slots occupied3.5
  • MSRP$1,999
  • Reality$3,200+
  • Stock at retailers0

Don't worry though — Jensen says the next one will be even more expensive. He's got a leather jacket budget to maintain.

RTX 3090
2020 nostalgia

Remember when $1,499 felt insane?

The RTX 3090 launched in 2020 for $1,499 and we all said "this is crazy, it can't get worse." Reader: it got worse. By the next generation we'd be paying double. Welcome to inflation, GPU style.

// The Numbers

Tokenomics.

No team allocation. No private sale. No marketing wallet. Unlike a certain GPU manufacturer.

Supply
1B
Same as Jensen's jackets
Buy Tax
0%
You only pay once
Scalper Tax
0%
Sorry to all the bots
Liquidity
🔥
Burned

Distribution

LIQUIDITY POOL100%

100% to the people. The way it should be.

// The Easy Part

How to buy.

Cheaper than a graphics card. Faster too.

Step 01

Get a Solana wallet

Download Phantom. It's free. Unlike a 5090.

Step 02

Fund it with SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange. Even $20 gets you somewhere. Try doing that with a graphics card.

Step 03

Open Jupiter

Go to jup.ag and connect. No queues, no scalpers, no melting connectors.

Step 04

Swap SOL → $NVIDIA

Paste the contract from the top. Set slippage to 1-3%. Confirm. Welcome to the resistance.

YOU CAN'T AFFORD A GPU BUT YOU CAN AFFORD $NVIDIA THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE YOU CAN'T AFFORD A GPU BUT YOU CAN AFFORD $NVIDIA THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE
// The Plan

Roadmap.

From launch to vindication. With Jensen still raising prices in the background.

Phase 01

Launch

Token launches on Raydium. Liquidity locked & burned. First 1,000 holders. Jensen still raising prices.

Phase 02

Spread

Dexscreener trending. Twitter clowning Jensen. KOL partnerships. 10,000 holders. RTX 6090 announced at $2,499 MSRP.

Phase 03

The Resistance

CoinGecko + CMC. First CEX listing. Merchandise drop (cheaper than a GPU). Jensen sees a tweet about us.

Phase 04

Vindication

Tier 1 CEX listings. The token costs more than a 5090. We become what we hated. Jensen tweets us a leather jacket emoji.

// Doubts?

FAQ.

The questions you didn't want to ask.

Is this an official Nvidia project?
Absolutely not. $NVIDIA is a community-driven parody memecoin. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Nvidia Corporation, Jensen Huang, or anyone employed by them. It exists purely as satire about the cost of consumer GPUs.
Why mock Nvidia? They make great products.
They do! That's exactly why this is funny. Nobody mocks bad products. We mock the prices because we love the cards. It's tough love. Mostly.
Will buying this token help me afford a 5090?
Statistically? No. Spiritually? Also no. But you'll feel slightly better about being unable to afford one, and that's worth something.
Is the liquidity really burned?
Yes. Once we launch on Raydium, the LP tokens get sent to a burn address. Verifiable on-chain. No team rug. No dev wallet. The only thing that gets pumped here is the meme.
What's the contract address?
Posted at the top of this page on launch day. Don't trust contract addresses from anywhere else, ever. Scammers love a good launch.
Can I lose money on this?
Yes. Memecoins are extremely volatile. Only buy what you can afford to lose entirely. You will probably still lose less than you would on a GPU. This is not financial advice. This is barely a website.

Join the resistance.

You may not be able to afford a 5090. But you can afford $NVIDIA. The token of the people. The token of the unfairly priced.

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